Ghost in a bottle

You ever find yourself trying to find a gift for the person who has everything? Maybe they’d like a ghost in a bottle. I can almost guarantee that they don’t have one of those. Be careful, though. The site says that they “cannot be held responsible for any misfortune to befall you should you take possession of this object.” It’s pretty bad when the home page has the tagline “Supernatural or Novelty?” Not much of a satisfaction guarantee. Anyway, if you have $20 to get rid of and you seriously can’t find anything more worthy to spend on, you too can buy an empty bottle. If you’d prefer to save your money, fish through a trash can and you can also dig up an empty bottle. Now if they were selling a Genie in a bottle, then that would be a different story.

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